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Urbio Vertical Garden

Urbio is a recently conceived product that makes use of vertical gardening techniques. Now before we begin, I must warn you, that the urbio product should never be mistaken for Surbio. Surbio is a man that I owe money to. … Continue reading

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Mario Bros. 3 Acoustic Soundtrack

I’m sure lots of people have heard the acoustic version of the Super Mario Brothers soundtrack by now. I mean, at this point it’s considered mildly uncouth to not accept the semi-transient mario brothers soundtrack fiber optic brain link into … Continue reading

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Autokitchen Techniques.

From time to time, your soul will cry out for automated bacon. For those of you who are not in the know, automated bacon is a meat form substitute manifested entirely from grey goo and fictional hacker movie algorithms. It … Continue reading

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Proem – Socially Inept (Verbal Remix)

Two monks in brown robes pull the opposing ends of a giant cello string with a winch. It is the lenght of several football fields, and as thick as a human torso. It is hanging above a bottomless pit inside … Continue reading

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~~~~Verbal Remixes~~~~

For some time I’ve been playing around with the idea of “verbally remixing” music. The basic concept is that instead of reviewing music, or giving historical and biographical information about the music, the writer instead tries to create a brief … Continue reading

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Zlatne Uste Balkan Brass Band

Hey, so you know how there was that movie Borat, and everyone loved it, and Balkan dance music became popular, then it was slightly shameful and less cool to like Balkan dance music, even though no one had actually thought … Continue reading

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