From time to time, your soul will cry out for automated bacon. For those of you who are not in the know, automated bacon is a meat form substitute manifested entirely from grey goo and fictional hacker movie algorithms. It is often served by unfolding giant light prisms in massive heated aluminum “cookhouses”. Although, to be honest there isn’t very much cooking going on in these giant cylinders, as much as there is an arbitrage of light from non-light.
Unfortunately, on a middle class budget, especially in an urban environment, giant prisms of light are just not financially or logistically feasible.
Coming to the rescue is a wonderful tool by the name of “AUTOKITCHEN“. Autokitchen is a valuable piece of kit, that makes light based food de-folding a dream. There are two separate “flavours” of autokitchen to choose from: Studio and Pro. The main difference between the two is that the studio version will cause a momentary wrinkle in reality based vision, to create a valid architecture in which to manifest your automatic meat based products, whereas the pro version will make use of black hole paradoxes to maintain your kitchen in alternate dimensions permanently!
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