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Urbio Vertical Garden

Urbio is a recently conceived product that makes use of vertical gardening techniques. Now before we begin, I must warn you, that the urbio product should never be mistaken for Surbio. Surbio is a man that I owe money to. … Continue reading

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Tim Comrie, AKA Harlequin

We are really looking forward to playing tomorrow night with my friend Tim Comrie (whose first name I always mis-type as “Time” – probably because his rhymes are circular and never-ending, and because that is a cooler name.) This is … Continue reading

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Proem – Socially Inept (Verbal Remix)

Two monks in brown robes pull the opposing ends of a giant cello string with a winch. It is the lenght of several football fields, and as thick as a human torso. It is hanging above a bottomless pit inside … Continue reading

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~~~~Verbal Remixes~~~~

For some time I’ve been playing around with the idea of “verbally remixing” music. The basic concept is that instead of reviewing music, or giving historical and biographical information about the music, the writer instead tries to create a brief … Continue reading

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Zlatne Uste Balkan Brass Band

Hey, so you know how there was that movie Borat, and everyone loved it, and Balkan dance music became popular, then it was slightly shameful and less cool to like Balkan dance music, even though no one had actually thought … Continue reading

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Burnt Friedman

I rarely make a conscious note of what I’m listening to. Mostly I’ll just turn on the radio, or internet equivalent, and wait for a surprise. Often I will end up coming across something that is so good that I … Continue reading

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